(Washington, D.C. - Right Commentary.Com) Apparently, crime DOES pay!

The things you’ll find on the internet….

http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=mass%20murderer&l1=

My favorite is - “Average mass murderer salaries for job postings nationwide are 7% higher than average salaries for all job postings nationwide.”

Please, PLEASE, show me the advertisements for those job postings! Are they on Hotjobs.com? Monster? Pyschoswanted.com? Where? Where I dare say!

Wanted - Complete Pyschopath to go on a murdering spree. Must be tall, dark, and gruesome. Willing to completely kill entire populations or cities with ingenious mechanisms. Former dictators from two-bit countries are strongly encouraged. Must be willing to face possible sanctions by UN (yeah - right!).

Given Saddam was paying the family of suicide bombers about $25k - you could more than DOUBLE your salary by being a mass murderer!

Now clearly - this article is stupid (rare thing for this website). It does demonstrate, however, the banality of the internet. A true story for me was I was in a meeting where one of the attendees stated that the United States had run concentration camps during WWII. Dumbfounded I turned to this person and said, “Where the heck did you ever get that?” This person said, “Well it must be true because I read it on Wikipedia.”

(Shaking my head.)

God help the Internet generation.

Oh - one last thing - if you specialize - and only kill people one at a time - instead of going for that mass-effect of death - you can DOUBLE even that salary. (Check this link out.)